1994 Impala SS ONLY 61,000 Miles! No Rust! May Trade?

1st let me start by saying this is not a Must or have to sell, its more if it does or I trade for some other toy great. Main reason its for sale is my Wife and Son dont like it (Say its ugly and looks like an old Police car) so its not getting driven much. I personally love it and do drive it on nice days alone :(
So please dont low ball or bother me with junk trades as Im 50 and Know my Cars and Trucks and values.
1994 Impala SS with only 61,000 Miles (Will go up some still driving on nice days and to car shows Ext.)
Car is very clean no rust on the body and typical surface on frame and underside. Car has NEVER been driven in the Rain or Snow. Original owner was from NY car was then purchased and Brought to Mi. and has always been a Nice Day driver / Cruiser.
Car has Factory paint Id rate a 7/10 some fade and some really bad rubbing out by a detail shop that really shouldnt be rubbing cars a few years ago. Over all paints a 5 footer. There are a few scratches and Dings from being used but again NO RUST
Interior is Super clean Beautiful Seats carpets very clean no holes ext. No sagging headliner interior lights all work. Windows are Tinted so that has helped the inside stay nice.
Engine is the stock 5.7L LT1 With new plugs wires ext. Has only Had Mobil one Oil or better full synthetic oil every 3000 miles or once a year depending on amount driven. Trans was just serviced and has a 2500 Stall converter, Shift Kit in the trans and a Shift Improver from B&M on it. You have a switch under the dash that you can have nothing setting one or setting 2 Two is the firm setting and it is noticeable. 1. is nice for just driving around and helps the trans last longer.
Has K&N Cold air kit with K&N Filter. Could use a little cleaning under the hood but is other wise Bone stock.
Rear end was upgraded to 3.73 Rear fear and auburn locker. This gives the car a nice bunch from a dead dig but not overly annoying on the highway. Has Flow master exhaust that is about ready to be replaced. Has a few bad spots but is not load yet.
Brakes are good and every thing works as it should including power Antenna. Has Factory CD player radio power seats and windows rear defrost A/C Blows cold heat work great. Tires are newer with less than 5000 miles on them. Trunk is clean with Factory Spare tire.
This car runs lie a top and I wouldnt hesitate to drive it from Mi to Cali or Fl. Car runs and drives Flawless.
I will help with shipping if needed. (you set up Ill make time available to get it loaded with your Shipping company AFTER I HAVE FULL PAYMENT)
Trades will have to be in person and with owning a Business I dont have a lot of time to travel so we would have to meet here at my home or within 30min. of my home.
PRICE is $17,000.00 OBO
I will consider Trades for a Fox or Later Mustang GT/V8 Possible older Camaro , Firebird, Trans Am C10 2 Wheel or 4 Wheel Drive, Square Body truck K5 Blazer OBS Full Size Chevy Trucks, Nice low Mileage Hummer H3H3T (prefer Alfa) Chevelle, G-Body Malibu, Grand Prix, Cutlass, Monte Carlo, (Not looking at a lifted car sorry no 22-26" Rims just not my style) Maybe a Bronco, GN Regal T or??? What do you have of the same value? Diesel Truck Maybe? Si As all I can say is No right? If your trade is not of same value and you do not have cash to add please do not bother me.
I will not respond to is this still available AND MOST OF ALL I DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP SELLING MY CAR!

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