2012 Ford Mustang GT

Sale price: $26,500.00 make an offer

Technical specifications

Fuel Type:Gasoline
Color:White & Black w/ Red Panties
Interior Color:Black
Engine:5.0L 4951CC 302Cu. In. V8 GAS DOHC Naturally Aspirated
Trim:GT Coupe 2-Door
Number of Cylinders:8
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**Before continuing any further, please, search deep within yourself for the manifestation of Leonardo DeCaprio's character, Mr. Candy, as featured in Tarantino's all-time classic De-jango. Then, and only then my friend, should you proceed. To read**
Attention prized stable owner's,
this Sea Biscuit's ready for the Big Leagues!
Some know her as "The Boss", though in familiar circles she goes by Susie Q. This monster packs a mean 400+ I lost count, Hp. She gallops on 20x10 Satin Black hooves with a noise evicting roar of Magnaflow's Cat-back Performance exhaust Oh yeah, I almost forgot. A 3" off-road X-Pipe, keep that on the D.L., which leaves more than enough room for an added dual side exhaust, not to mention a retirement from the road, 'cause this lil' show pony, is ready for the track But you're a jockey! And you already knew that!
This lady's a thoroughbred, and her owner's treated her as so. A weekly maintenance routine of bathing & grooming has kept her mane shiny, silky & smooth Lil' darlin's a diva, she's even sportin' a custom Pearl White 8-Ball, ready for any shifter junky to take the reins.
When you've got a prize-winner, you've got an upkeep. This lady rests her bones in the off-season, feeds & waters under every 5000K, and provides piece of mind paperwork to match.
Like any true rider, you can't just have a horse, you need a saddle! This lil' lady sports a one-of-a-kind vinyl wrap courtesy of the boys down at SHC Autographx. By all means, feel free to try your own look on for size, but if I may be so bold as to share some worldly advice, this sex kitten's been droppin' panties & turnin' men into boys since day one.
If you don't intend to ride this girl into the sunset, gun's a blazin', brothels awaitin', and eyes a gazin' then this pony, my precious little stable boy, is not for you!
I broke this horse in California and posses a loving bond between man & beast no woman could ever replace. It is for this very spiritual nature of my cowboy self, that I must part with this White Feller, for no love could ever keep me, no man could ever chain me. For I was born to ride & wander freely with the winds as a man & his thoughts.
One last thing!
I ain't no run-of-the-mill Pinhooker, & I don't expect to be treated as so. Therefore, ergo, vis a vis, DO NOT waste my time & I will not waste yours (hocks loogie and spits in his hand, reaching outward in a welcoming gesture of brotherhood). I do aim to entertain, and will amuse well spoken offers, but my trigger finger does not take kindly to mistold lies of women, whiskey & fool's gold.
May your women always be inviting and your whiskey burn warm
Long may you ride!

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