Beautiful Classic Black Range Rover - 2001 4.6 V8

The prettiest Range Rover in town
• Beautiful 2001 RR (P38) quintessential metallic black contrasted pale cream (magnolia) piped black.
- This stunning rare black 01’ 4.6 V8 has covered a low 147k and has full books and service history from new delivered Melbourne 2001. Last serviced this year.
• Final year facelift úpdate’ far nicer looking, clear lights etc and internally the Bosch (Thor) updated V8 (more torque?)
• Been looked after w/ checkbook dictated by car– so much for so little
o Paint no peeling/ fading always kept underground
o Everything working-all electrics
o Drives nicely V8 burbles satisfyingly
o Interior in great condition all leather and walnut nice
•​Huge road presence in the black. Set off by 18 inch split rim wheels.
In my opinion the nicest looking Rangey. Last of true british RRs new ones lost it a bit
Asking 15750. However time is not on my side if gone by this week $12750 takes it
British motoring at its finest.
Being in charge of this vessel harmonizes with "be carefeul what you wish for." If you don’t dabble in the odd risk and extravagance then go and hoover up a line of marching dust stare deeply in the country club mirror and yell scream and smash your co-workers black telephone/computer/spouse on the ground because you’ve made a rather colossal blunder
Crafted from only the finest materials that the trade unions could find to give Maggie a tap over the head and thought to be fashioned by the very own hands of the old boy Prince Charlie. This is the only Swiss army knife vehicle to ever have been created that is never out of place.. no matter where you are its capable and most impressively doing it in style. Go the blights I say.
You are down at the stables as your cheese and cisses (who is now a delectable milf now you r in RR) developed a taste for pony’s.. but you now need to be at the royal yacht club as there’s an alluring figure of your Sophia Loren (who I may add would be more concealed if wrapped in dental floss) making herself feel at home on your mahogany launch.. Fear not you’re in the range rover so you run both effortlessly.
But it doesn’t end there..Im selling this car because I never got to my destination…. endlessly being stopped to sign autographs reject marriage proposals (most recently Giselle Bundchen) and politely decline but appreciate lunch with Barrack O and a weekend in the “snow” (though not relevant appropriate again for the RR) with Charlie Sheen.
Funnily enough last weekend the back was chock full of remington's, winchester's and single malt scotch in the paddock while myself Michael Cane, Roger Moore and friends took a couple of pot-shots and met at 5 the tailgate for cocktail hour and some stiff Brandy Snifters around
While on topic of 'success' and fame I emphasise again please do not forget that in fact you will be one amongst the countless masses of protagonist’s, hero’s and super being’s that seem to be naturally matched to these amazing units. So it is the instrument of any mover and shaker, there is proof of this too. To name a few:
Bruce Willis-Toughest most alpha male to ever walk the planet
Demi Moore-Goes to show that the Range Rover is the ultimate MILF mobile

Don Johnson - Coolest cat to grace the planet, although strong its female proof - the harshest force of all. DJ's RR had a baseball bat by Melanie Griffith in Aspen it turned the key itself and rumbled to life
Mel Gibson-um ahhe is australian?
George Michael-But be warned the tailgate of the RR doesn’t open quite so fast

Michael Douglas-The man is clinically addicted to sex..and drives an RR
Jane Fonda-If Barbarella drives one what are you doing?
Michael J. Fox-he doesn’t seem to able to sit still yet we love him
Barry Manilow-claim a ponce but you love his music
Pamy Anderson - supports her weight it sure can anything you throw
James Bond - saynomore
Kate Moss - takes clothes off
TomCruise - leave off
Queen

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